Sunday, June 13, 2010

Rhodes Rolls--a template for the perfect guy?

I have discovered (thanks to my roomie) a new and delicious dinner roll found in your grocer's freezer.  Rhodes Warm and Serve rolls are the best invention since sliced bread.  These things are delish and the best part is, they are easy to bake, taste like homemade and require little to no effort.  Unless, of course, you count pre-heating the oven and spraying your cookie sheet with Pam as "effort".  With all these product placements in my blog, you'd think I was a paid sponsor.  I am not, I just love these rolls.

After a delicious dinner of salad, pasta and of course, my favorite Rhodes Warm and Serve roll, I was completely satisfied and said to my roommate that if I could, I would marry these rolls.  That is how much I love them.  I said it would be a perfectly satisfying relationship Admittedly, this would be sort of one sided,  but I have decided over the years that I am more of a taker when it comes to the whole give and take concept which probably explains, at least in part, my single status.   While I was cleaning the kitchen, she suggested that I need to find a warm, soft, bald, round man not unlike the Rhodes rolls.  He could be a little crusty on the outside (cooked to a perfect golden brown)  but soft and warm on the inside.  Big sigh.  I think I could go for that.  After all, I have tried to date just about everything else....Now that I think about it, there have been two bald men in my past.  Neither of them were as good as the Rhodes Warm and Serve.  Until I find someone who is as good as those rolls, I am afraid it's just not going to work.